Splitting Headache

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July 2009

The Story-

During my time in the Army I remember having one particular lesson drilled into my head. That lesson was to always carry pen and paper. I figured it was for taking super top secret notes for the military, but in reality, its mostly just to draw doodles like these when you are bored out of your mind during some kind of repetitive safety brief. One day during one of those extremely boring safety meetings, I developed a pounding headache. The lights were all too bright and the man with the microphone was speaking too loud. I attempted to distract myself by doodling in my handy, dandy, notebook… And this image is the result I got. I think it summed things up about how I was feeling quite nicely.

Illegal Aliens

The aliens have landed!

They look different and scary!

They don’t sound or look like me and

 they think gays should marry!

I don’t like the aliens!

They just want our land!

We need to deport the aliens!

Make the Earth great again!gay-aliens0001

Drawing of Link.

 

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Created October 5th, 2000

It was the year 2000. The Legend of Zelda: Majoras Mask was about to be released and I could not contain my excitement. Therefore, my excitement spewed out of me in the form of terrible drawings such as this. We all had to start somewhere.

Just to be clear, this is not my original creation. All credit goes to Nintendo, Shigeru Miyamoto, and the countless others that have brought this game, as well as many other games to us over the last four decades.

Thank You.